Titles
It's a mock version of the Great British Bake Off logo, but the titles is the "Great Varroshi Bake Off"
Szelek
Szelek sits on a stool next to a baking station similar to those on the GBBO with a pale green station and matching fridge. The whole place is done up in Christmas holiday trimmings. Szelek a plain black tank, green apron and jeans, and is checking a watch. His finished yule log and meringue mushrooms looks almost as immaculate as his sparkling station.
Szelek about
Text reads "Szelek made a kirsch and dark chocolate Yule log with meringue mushrooms and chocolate cake dirt. The sugared cranberries are actually chocolate balls with a sweet cranberry gelee center. He was done and cleaned up with time to spare, and still made sure Ferris didn't burn the place down."
Ferris
Ferris leans on the counter of his baking station with his ass hanging out and a hand on his hip. Both he and his station are stained with chocolate frosting matching the color of the reindeer butt cake on the table next to him. There's also a pile of dishes and used baking tins behind him. He's wearing nothing under a red apron and appears to be smiling winningly at the camera. His station is similarly festive as Szelek's, but done with pale blue.
Ferris About
Text reads, Ferris had Szelek teach him how to bake a chocolate cake. It's a solid recipe, but slightly over-baked since Ferris didn't start a timer and forgot about it until Szelek told him to check on it. The reindeer butt shaping was all Ferris' idea. He's not wearing anything under that apron "for the viewership."
Midnas
Midnas stands next to a baking table that is clean of any actual baking equipment, but has dried blood and a faded ritual circle on it. There's also a plate with a tower of croquembouche in alternating diagonal rows of decoration.
Midnas info
Midnas didn't exactly "bake" his dessert per se, more like summoned it with a blood sacrifice and the most indulgent magic of Kol. Each treat is light and airy, and it gives anyone who tastes it 110% daily volume of protein and a feeling of post-nut clarity. He bought out the judges to avoid disqualification.
Wrevan
Wrevan's tongue hangs out of his open, smiling mouth, hands on hips and tail wagging with pride for his creation. He made a little gingerbread cookie house and yard. There's some leftover failed cookies and dirty utensils in the sink as well.
Wrevan Info
Wrevan is here because he lost a bet with Ithriss. He spent the last two weeks learning how to bake cookies and heat sugar just to avoid being embarassed, but it turns out he really enjoys it. He had Quell teach him a spell to fix the bald spots caused by stuck sugar in his fur.
Marion
Marion sits on her bench, legs crossed and smiling at the camera with a naked, drip-top spice cake with candied oranges, cranberries, and cinnamon sticks on top on a ckae stand on her baking table. She also has some extra fruit slices and dirty cake tins nearby.
Marion Info
Marion's cake smells of spice, honey, and citrus. Each bite gives a feeling of warmth and safety with a hint of someplace far off near the water. She looks far off in memory when discussing the recipe, but when pressed for more details she deflects by commenting on someone nearly burning the tent down.
Hamlin
Things don't appear to have gone well for Hamlin. He looks frustrated, eyes puffy and read from recent crying and his arms are crossed. He has a two-tier cake of a crisp white frosting with some red piping to accompany holly midpoints and two edible chocolate poinsettias on top, though on of the leaves looks sooty. There's chocolate bits and burst piping bags on the table, cake tins with slightly charred paper lining in the sink, and the trash can is smoking with a totally burnt cake. Even part of the tree behind him seems to have caught fire.
Hamlin Info
This is actually only half of Hamlin's original cake since the top two tiers burnt to a crisp, nearly taking the tent with it when he binned the failure in a blind rage. He almost quit, but Marion convinced him to plate what he had. He's still mad, but also proud of having something on the plate.
Winner
The group stands outside the baking tent in the light snow-covered grass. In the center, holding up the champion baking cake plate is Marion. Wrevan, who's now wrapped in holiday lights is cheering and clapping for her, tail still wagging like crazy. Hamlin squats sulkily behind her looking away from camera. Szelek, Midnas and Ferris all stand together, with Ferris standing on Szelek's shoes to keep his bare feet off the snow while he cheers for his bestie Marion. Szelek looks a bit pained at having Ferris on his feet, holding a jacket on Ferris' shoulders to keep his still naked-under-the-apron-ass warm. Midnas smiles at Marion a bit intensely--might be plotting something for later-- at Marion, but has an arm around Szelek's waist and his tail wrapped around Ferris' legs.
